Ever get one of those sheets
in your email that has you fill out a bunch of stuff about yourself
and send it to all your friends? Well, in order for you to know more
about me, I've combined pretty much every one of those damn sheets that
I've ever received into one giant survey. Enjoy. :)
Stuff] [Favorites] [Relationship
Stuff] [Friendship Stuff] [The
Future and Other Thoughts] [Random Questions]
it appears on your birth certificate:
Jennifer Marie Hayes
SugaJen, Bizzo, Jen, Bubbles, Elf, Jen-Jen, Jenny-O, Special Girl, Hollywood,
"you little shit"...I think that's it.
John & Gayle
Kim (half-sister) - 26; Krissy - 19
July 29, 1980
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? Probably
Pets: 1 fat-ass
cat, Meisha, and I was once the foster mommy of the cutest little hamster
in the world, Peeve.
Hair Length: about 2-3 in. past my shoulders
5. Damn, that's an interesting little factoid. *rolls eyes*
Eye color: brown
there's still a little light brown left from my last dye job, but it's
mostly back to my natural color, which is dark brown
I have them but I don't wear them cuz they're outdated
7 total - 2 in each ear lobe, 2 at the top of my left ear, and one at
the top of my right ear. I used to have my belly button pierced, but
it didn't stay in. :(
Getting any more piercings? I definitely need to get my belly
Tattoos: not interested in one at the moment
Job: I've worked at
Hy-Vee Food Stores, Inc. in Fort Dodge, Iowa, for 5 years. I'm currently
the Wine/Spirits Manager.
How much do you love your job? For the most part, I love it.
But we all have our days...
Iowa City, Iowa
Fort Dodge, Iowa
Fort Dodge, Iowa
at the moment
Hobbies: web design, internet surfing, downloading mp3's, and
Best traits: My open-mindedness, loyalty, and thoughtfulness
Worst traits: my perpetual procrastination, indecisiveness, and
the way I always want to do something because I can't. (i.e. - I always
want to go somewhere on Christmas, even though I can't because nothing's
Shirt Size: small
Pant Size: anywhere from 1-5, depending on the brand
Bedtime: Usually around 11 p.m.
Your Personality Type: INFP, a "healer
idealist" according to the Keirsey Temperament Sorter. Traits of an INFP: enthusiastic, romantic,
intuitive, kind hearted, intense, authentic, symbolic, and inspiring
Biggest Fear: getting older
Happy 2b Hardcore Ch. 3, "Fumbling Towards Ecstasy" by Sarah
McLachlan, "Hybrid Theory" by Linkin Park, "Live In Ibiza"
by DJ Irene, and any that I burn
Book: Dante Alighieri's "Divine Comedy"
Vacation Spot: anywhere but here....
Number: What do you mean 75!?
Place to be kissed:
on the back of my neck
Bound, The Goonies, Casablanca, Charlie's Angels, But I'm A Cheerleader
Quote from a movie:
There's too many. Here's a few:
"What did she do to you?" "Everything you couldn't"
"Cheers make people do dumb cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel
good." -- But I'm A Cheerleader
"I have no legs!" -- Can't Hardly Wait
"You're dead, jolly man!" -- Hook
Pretty much any line from "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion".
Christmas and my birthday (that's a holiday, isn't it?)
pasta, and anything my grandma makes. My grandma's cooking is the shit!
Food you hate: beets, cabbage
Day of the week:
Any day that I don't have to work
Song(s) at the moment:
Sarah McLachlan's cover of "Ol' 55" by Tom Waits. I like Tom's
original version, but I'm in love with Sarah's voice.
Toothpaste: My favorite toothpaste? What the hell kind of question
Fast Food Restaurant:
BK or Fazoli's
Least Favorite Subject:
Math. I totally suck at it.
Web design!! I also really enjoyed my literature classes in high school.
Drink: Vanilla Coke
Ice, asti/spumante champagne, pineapple rum, Peachtree.
Sport to Watch:
Football or basketball
Type of slushy:
Sesame Street Character:
Those little alien things that say "yep yep yep" over and
over. They are all pimps!
I'm too much of a font whore to pick just one, but if I had to, it would
Conversation Topic: anything that conjures up a good 2 hour or
Sport: dancing (not really a sport, but the closest thing to
a sport that I do)
Magazine: I will buy anything with Gwen Stefani on the cover.
Gum: no gum. Altoids.
Stores: Gadzooks, Office Max, Hot Topic
Thing to Wear to School: When I went to school I was always so
sleepy I didn't give a shit what I looked like. I usually went to my
8:00 in my pajamas.
Thing to Sleep In: boxers and a tank in the summer, flannel pants
and a sweatshirt in the summer
Disney Movie: The Lion King
Music Group: Linkin Park
Season: Summer. There's more to do and I can drive faster because
my car doesn't slide through stop signs.
Summer Activity: jet-skiing, road tripping
Winter activity: sledding and doing donuts in an icy (empty)
Mocha + Viennese Chocolate or French Vanilla cream = hellagood coffee!!
Starbucks' vanilla fraps are good, too.
Tea: I don't drink tea
Inside Joke: "Special people..."
Girl's name: Lauren
Guy's Name: Gabriel
Ice Cream Flavor: Snickers
Piece of jewelry: my rainbow hoop that I wear at the top of my
Clothing items: My "hug me" sweaters, my khaki capris,
my Kikgirl pants, my Bugirl pants
80's cartoon: The Smurfs kick everyone's ass! I was the biggest
Smurfs freak when I was little.
Kiss: Me and Danielle's first kiss
Smiley Face: ;D
Possession: my computer.
Bus driver? Mrs. Wright kicked ass! "Shut the back door!"
Days of month? Anytime I don't have my period.
Best Hug: All of my friends give great hugs. I can't pick a favorite.
A hug from a girlfriend is always really nice, though.
Female Singer(s): Sarah
McLachlan, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Stevie Nicks, Pink, Madonna, Sarah Brightman
Male Singer(s): Elton John, Peter Cetera, Stephan Jenkins (Third Eye Blind),
Dave Matthews, Aaron Lewis, Chester Bennington (Linkin Park)
New Single and Video out right now: We don't get MTV out here
in bass-ackwards Iowa, so it's hard for me to keep up with new videos,
but I really like Fatboy Slim's "Weapon Of Choice" video and
Eve and Gwen Stefani's "Let Me Blow Your Mind" Gwen's yummy.
Do you have a Boyfriend
or Girlfriend? not at the
Girlfriend or Boyfriends name: Jen's single right now. Submit applications
Longest relationship: 1 year, 2 months
Shortest relationship: 3 days
Dumper or Dumpee: Usually dumper but there have been a couple
Gershon, Pink, Gwen Stefani, Mena Suvari
Things you like in the opposite sex: The ability to fix cars
and get stuff down that's too high for me to reach.
When was the last time you kissed someone: Aug. 1, 2001
Been in love before? yeah *sigh*
Most romantic thing a person has ever said to you or done: Hearing
someone say "I love you" with the utmost sincerity in their
voice is a million times better than all the flowers or presents in
Here's the scenario - Any person curled up on a couch with you watching
any movie: Gina Gershon and we wouldn't be watching no goddamn movie.
Funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention
of someone of the opposite sex? To quote Michael, "Aren't we
heterosexist?" I don't really go out of my way to get a girl's
attention because I'm so shy.
You kiss someone and you're chewing what gum? You're supposed
to take your gum out before you kiss someone. Although there were a
few times.........*thinking*......... um, Winterfresh, I think.
Hottest Girl: Gwen Stefani or Gina Gershon(in Bound)
Hottest Guy: um....
Have you ever loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yeah.
The most uncomfortable place to have sex: the stairs. definitely
on the stairs
Absolute One Best Friend:
Best Friend of the Opposite Sex: John
Closest Friends: John, Emmy, Chris
Best quality in a friend: acceptance, sense of humor, tolerance, good
taste in music, marathon shopper
Fondest Memories of you and your Friend(s): all the road trips,
one on one talks, raves, high school dances, club hopping, etc., and
just hanging out and enjoying each other's company. Chris, Quinn,
Emmy, John, Amanda, Danielle, Jaci and all the others.... we had some
fuckin awesome times that I will never forget. I luv y'all!
The One Person that Knows the most about you: Krissy
Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest
away from you: John Nilles in Maryland. He is in the Navy. He's
also a skanky ho.
Friends with the best vehicles (what kind): Mandi's dark purple
Sebring convertible, Lee's dark green Sebring convertible, John's extremely
gay silver Saturn
Favorite thing to do with friends: sit around, talk, go shopping,
watch movies, get drunk, go dancing
Nicest Thing Someone's Done for You:
Listen to me. For some reason I find it very hard to believe that I'm important
enough for people to take time out of their day to just listen to what I have to
say. It's always very flattering when someone does.
The Future and Other Thoughts
What do you wanna be when you grow up? a web designer, but if
that doesn't happen, I hope I'm happy with whatever I decide to do.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Living anywhere but Iowa
making a helluva lot of $ doing cool web design stuff. I hope to have
met my soulmate by then.
One thing you wish you could tell the whole
world: We're all different. We've been
different for thousands of years. We need to get over it already and
celebrate each other's differences rather than scorn them.
One thing you hope you do before you die: Find someone special
to love and dedicate my life to.
Thing you want to be remembered for: I really don't know yet.
I just know I wanna be remembered for something.
Do you ever feel like people don't care about you? Sometimes,
but I think the only people that feel this way are the people I don't
Best Advice Ever Given to You: Make your dreams come true, no
matter how long it takes.
Person you admire most: my dad, who's overcome a lot of crappy
stuff in his life and still manages to have a positive attitude about
Thing you most regret: not spending more time with my grandma
before she died.
What color is your bedroom's carpet?
What was the name of your childhood blanket?
I didn't give it a name
Ever fail the test for your Permit and/or Drivers
License? Once for my permit
What do you think of Ouija boards?
Someone's moving it but they're still fun. Especially at Banwell Farm! :)
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Nope. They'll never catch me, either. ;)
Which single store would you choose to
max your credit card?
What do you do most often when you are bored?
Listen to music, web surf, and work on my website
What words or phrases do you overuse?
"Sweet", "Dammit", "That sucks", and "I luv
Most annoying thing is:
Best thing: Having a
true, genuine connection with someone.
Dumbest thing you've ever done:
Trying to hide things from my dad. He always finds out.
Last Movie You Watched: Bound
Funniest Person you Know: Emmy! Although, I'm very easily amused
so pretty much every one of my friends could be included in this.
Thing You're Picked on Most About: my ADD (it's funny....really),
the fact that I have zero common sense, and have no sense of direction
once I get out of Fort Dodge, more so in big cities (the word "Minneapolis"
comes to mind...)
Link to your favorite Website: http://www.livejournal.com
LiveJournal is ton of fun. :)
One place you want to go to:far, far away from Iowa.
What college do you want to go to? One with a good web design program and
teachers who know what the hell they're doing. And preferably one in a warm
Your Theme song(s): "Girls" by Beastie Boys (the first
2 verses), and "Someday, I Suppose" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. It's every procrastinator's/ADD afflicted person's theme song.
If you were a nail polish what color would you be and why? iridescent -
at a glance it looks kinda plain, but if you look at in in a different light
it's actually quite colorful.
If a movie was made about your life what would it be called:
SugaJen: The Incredibly True Adventure of an Iowa Lesbian Trying To
Get Her Shit Together. (it's long, but it's pretty accurate)
Color of your bedroom: kinda off white. Boring, I know, but I
have plenty of pictures of hot girls to make up for it. :)
Size of your bed: it's a full, but I only sleep on one side of it for
Last time you showered: this morning.
Last phone number you called: John's
Last thing you had to drink: Code Red
What's the weather like? We just had the first snow of the year
(Dec. 22, 2001)
Last book you read by choice: damn, I don't remember....
Last show you watched on TV: A Christmas Story
Where is your computer: right in front of me, dumbass!
Color socks you're wearing: white
Silliest Thing You've said:"I'm getting some mad glare across
Thing you actually want to be doing right now: shopping
The saddest memory: when my dad was in the hospital, when my
Craziest month usually: December
Best year of your life: Senior year of high school. 2000 was
a good year, too.
Worst year of life: My sophomore year of high school. (Ewww........)
Best present: definitely my computer. I can't live without it.
Best surprise: finding out that Iowa Central actually had a web design
Worst thing someone has said to you? anything negative coming from my dad
usually hits pretty hard.
Worst thing you said to someone? can't think of anything right now, but
it was probably pretty evil. And probably directed towards my lil sister.
Worst thing that's ever happened to you? that whole time when my dad was
in the hospital. It was his fault, and it made me feel like he didn't care about
me enough to consider my feelings. It took me a long time to forgive him.
Ever run away from home? nope
Scariest moment in life? doing 3 180's in Jaci's car before going in a
ditch. We were on our way to another town to go swimming and hit a bad patch of
gravel on the way.
Have you ever walked home from school? Yeah, with my little sister in
Earliest memory? I have a brief memory of my mom (I think it was her
anyway) being on the phone. I couldn't have been much older than 2.
Meanest Thing You've done to a sibling? Oh, God! What haven't I done? I
gave my little sister a dog biscuit and told her it was a cookie, and yes, she
did eat it. I told her she was adopted, kicked her ass plenty of times, and
blamed her for all the stupid stuff I did. I was a horrible older sister, but
I'm trying to make up for it now.
People you hate: Stupid people, people who don't try, people who bother
me when I'm busy
Biggest Waste Of Time: waiting
Are you spoiled? Hell, no! I am the farthest thing from spoiled that
there is. It seems like I have to work my ass off for everything!
Shoes: my Skechers
What do you think of when you hear this name:
Max - That place where the "Saved By The Bell" kids hung out
Dwight - "Dewey" from "Scream"'s real name
Bert - Ernie
Josh - guy from LJ
Chris - My boi!!
Kelsey - Grammar
Margo - Um, kinda reminds me of Marge Simpson
Lori - Dutcher. She used to work with me
Melissa - Ferrick
Sarah - McLachlan
Marie - my middle name
Alicia - Moore (Pink's real name)
Andrew - my cousin
Phil - Trimble
Sean - Minikis
Justin - Timberlake
Luke - Thompson (Puke Luke!)
Are you self confident? sometimes
Why is the sky blue? Because I told it to be
Do you like ICP? Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're annoying
as hell. It depends on my mood.
Person you want another chance with? I really don't want a second
chance with anyone.
Person(s) you talk to most online: John
Do you feel you are a strong person (mentally): I'm special.
We'll just leave it at that. ;)
Do you drink eight glasses of water a day? The carbonated water
in my soda: yes. Actual water: no
Ever swam all day long? Yeah, at the lake
How much money do you have right now: Enough (I hope)
What are you doing at this moment? Filling this damn thing out
and listening to Sarah
If you were someone else, would you be friends with your friends now?
Depends on who I was
Do you drive? yeah....
How often do you cry? Not a whole lot
Ever woken up from a dream crying or screaming? Never screaming, but I
had a dream that my lil sister died and I woke up crying from that.
What are your dreams usually about? Me trying to get out of some weird
situation, and people I know popping up all over the place. It's like some bad
action movie with a lot of cameos.
Had the drink Calypso Breeze? nope
Been to Africa? nope
Once in 7th grade
Been drunk? yeah
Been in a car crash?
Croutons or Bacon Bits
2 doors or 4 (on a car)
Sprite or 7 Up:
Coffee or Coffee Ice cream:
Both kick ass but I'll have to go with coffee
Blanket or stuffed animal: stuffed animal, cuz I like to cuddle